A sweet ass town. big for drinking, fighting among other towns, and train bridge parties, drugs, and whores. dont mess with them cuz they are some crazy ass fuckers.

where you going?
maple shade...you know get laid go to shade.

maple shade by christief June 14, 2008

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Maple Shade High School

Maple Shade High School, also known as MSHS, is a small, south jersey school, in between Philly and the shore. This school is full of ghetto people trying to act tough, most of which, live in Fox Meadow, or one of the various shitty apartment complexes in the area. MSHS is a school perfect for your every need, including but not limited to, average schooling, lots of loud black girls, and all the nicotine you could ever ask for. MSHS is a place that nobody hates, but nobody loves either. Why do anything on Friday, instead, come watch our shitty football team play. Overall, Maple Shade High School is a wonderful experience, if you have no life. If you ever end up in Maple Shade, don't check out Maple Shade High School.

Guy 1: Yo, where did you get that vape?
Guy 2: I bought it from this 8th grader in the Maple Shade High School bathroom!

Maple Shade High School by weedbandit404 November 12, 2021

maple shade

A kick ass town.
Usually known for drugs, bomb scares, fights,and all that stuff. People usually under estimate shaders, but we're more than that. We're not "white trash" or "wannabe's". We're just people who know how to have FUN. So be jealous.

Maple Shade is where its at!

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Maple Shade

The horniest, drunkest, highest, town in New Jersey. All you haters in Cinnaminson and Pennsauken can hop off, you're just mad we beat this shit out of your friends on a daily basis. We have hot bitches who are amazing in bed. We run this shit, end of story.

Maple Shade is sex.

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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