shabini 

A shabini is a shabini. They are stupid and if you see one in their natural habitat then just run. Not because they are dangerous, but because their stupidity will rub off on you. So beware of the shabini beacause she might have a little monster cat sister thing that will either scratch you to death or annoy the shabini so much that she will scratch your eyes out and you will die to death.

Oh shit it’s a fucking shabini run

shabini by Shabini July 24, 2022

Shawinigan Handshake 

Shawinigan Handshake is the epithet given to a chokehold executed on February 15, 1996 by Jean Chrétien, then Prime Minister of Canada, on anti-poverty protester Bill Clennett. The phrase comes from Chrétien's birthplace of Shawinigan, Quebec, as the former prime minister often styled himself the "little guy from Shawinigan".

"Yesterday I won the fucking lottery so I shat on my bosses desk then gave him the Shawinigan Handshake."

"Margret is soooooo annoying during meetings. Sometimes I just want to give her the ole' Shawinigan Handshake."

Shawinigan Handshake by Shawinigan June 1, 2013

Shalini 

Shalini is the kind of girl who will change your life... She is beautiful and has a smile that shines as brightly as the sun. She has a strong mind but a soft heart and her love for others is overflowing. Her spirit is gentle and kind and she has an unfaltering faith. There is nothing but greatness in Shalini's steps. Her words are powerful and her journey is full of great triumphs. She is strong and courageous yet she is full of grace. One of god's most precious gifts is a Shalini who will walk life with you... If you ever have the chance, tell her she is the reason you wake up in the morning and without her your life would never be the same.
She is also absolutely hilarious and NOT quiet despite what certain people think.

You- "Hey im really lonely these days.."
Shalini- "Come over to my place! we can have a sleepover"

Shalini by somerandomweirdo92 November 10, 2012

shability 

'Sha' means 'silly' in Chinese. 'Bi' means 'pussy' in Chinese. 'A silly pussy' means 'a fool' or 'a person that makes everything worse'.

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

shability by jokhva January 16, 2008

Shabingus

When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.

"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.

Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021

Shalini 

Shalini is an awesome friend to have, never met someone like her before and you're missing out! She's a gorgeous and caring person, always full of energy and will cheer up anyone in about 4.34 minutes.

Person: Hey i was feeling down today but this girl on the bus cheered me up..
Person 2: Oh! She must be a Shalini!

Shalini by LDtheSecond October 31, 2017

shalini 

noun. a girl who is down right the most amazing person you will ever meet. This girl is smart, pretty, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, caring, loving, sweet, and trusting. Her eyes hypnotize you in a way that'll drive you crazy. This girl only comes around once in a million years. Consider yourself lucky if you fall in love with this girl. This girl will be with you through thick and thin. This girl is absolutely perfect.

"I love you Shalini. Forever and always will."

"Dude Im going out with Shalini"
"SON OF A BITCH. I wanted her..."

shalini by udawg215 January 4, 2012