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(pronounced: SHAH-bud)

Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d

Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.

(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)

E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."

one: "...fuck in shabbed."
E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."

one: "...fuckin shabbed."
Shabbed by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018
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Ouch! I just shabbed myself with a pencil!
shabbed by AlyciaOitzman October 15, 2006

Shabbadios 

1. A farewell, or conventional expression used at parting, used in order to leave a place of business, meeting, or social gathering in order to arrive at home or other place of worship prior to sunset on Friday in accordance with the Jewish observance of Shabbat. Using this term relieves the user of having to explain why they must be leaving earlier than everyone else.

2. An excuse used for leaving any place before scheduled departure time regardless of type of activity.

3. A slang alternative to saying goodbye.
Example: (at 4:00pm on Friday) “Hey guys, I’ve got to shabbadios today” or “Shabbadios everyone, see you Monday!”
Shabbadios by kat_eyz March 5, 2009

Stabbed Rat

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.
Stabbed Rat by Smerrk November 1, 2016

stabbed in the back 

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back

Shabbadeniah 

Something that is shocking or you're wowed by
*boy sees peng girl*
Boy: Shabbadeniah
Friend: For Reaaaaal
Shabbadeniah by t._brxwnskxn July 25, 2016

Shabbuddy 

The designated person with whom you attend Shabbat services
“My Shabbuddy and I had an awesome time at last Friday’s service!”
Shabbuddy by Morganohyeahdude November 25, 2018