An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your
six mates will squeeze into his Datsun
Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with
fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.
As
soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your
face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and
rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your
friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity
fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.
He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.
Hey
Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart
rice'n'peas?
Nah man, me
left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.
