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When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".
I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.
by Frog Princess August 24, 2009
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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To get punked or to get embarassed. Anything that would make a crowd of people say "ohhh that kid got wowed"
My dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. My ass god WOWED
by JAMAL August 01, 2004
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To be annihilated in front of everyone that has ever cared about you. The root of the word, "WoW", stems from the MMORPG "Word of Warcraft". This game alone has caused the death of hundreds, if not thousands of LAN centers across the world. Being "WoWed" is quite possibly the worst thing ever to happen to a person. It can end with frequent EMO characteristics.
"Dude, Brad Richter just got WoWed. I feel bad for him. Maybe we should send his family a care package."

That LAN center got its @$$ WoWed.

Taylor just WoWed me; I think I'll go listen to some H.H. and mutilate myself.
by mdmoose29 April 17, 2006
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Man, I was so wowed last night, I couldn't even sleep because I blew so many lines.
by SkeetSkeeter March 14, 2011
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wowed is when a world of warcraft nerd gets journtis desiease from almost super glueing there fingers to there Β£100 keyboards and there Β£70 best ever mouses which are actually a rip off from poundland. wowed ppl dont like light only artificial lamps and they dont ever leave there rooms only for food because the shiters in there room. they even pay for this experience what lame ppl.
wtf look at that dude he must play WOW cause hes wowed. hes got a keyboard and mouse stuck to his dick.

by kieran broad(homo) September 25, 2007
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