sfnerf 

What you do when you laugh and cry and sneeze and cough at the same time. Sounds weird, like a mix between a strangled cat and a dying elephant mixed with a tad of pooping llama.

"What was THAT?"
"Oh, that was a sfnerf."

sfnerf by boredllama May 15, 2018

Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.

Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .

Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

Snerf Derf 

an expression which has recently spread through out the Vancouver area, which means to sniff some cocaine.

fuck man, last night i snerfed way to much derf.

I just picked up and 8 ball. get ready to snerf derf!

Snerf Derf by rapies1991 December 11, 2011

shnerf 

The only word required to speak chinese; The correct answer to any question

1. "你是如何做" "shnerf."
2. "Yo I was playing destructo truck an-" "shnerf."

shnerf by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011

Snerf 

“Snerf”, a word derived from the Latin term “shnurfus” meaning “to disable”, has a variety of different definitions. The most prolific of these relating to an individuals’ stature and/or ranking in society. “Snerf” is an extremely flexible term and can be used both as an expletive and a complement depending on the context in which it is used. Therefore, “snerf” can be used in place of words like “fuck”, “gay”, “bitch”, and “shit”, in order to add extra flavor to any sentence. Although it is most commonly used as a noun, snerf can be applied as an adjective, verb, adverb etc.

"What the snerf?"
"I was snerfing last night and my mom came in the room."
"That is one good looking snerfette."
"He is totally snerfed."
"Snerf the snerfing snerfers."

Snerf by SweetPelican December 31, 2009

Snerfy 

another way of saying cool, awesome, etc.

"Dude that new outfit is so snerfy!"

Snerfy by brin and fish June 15, 2003

snerfels 

Generic white rice to be added as the starch component to a hot dish, such as Goonch Mloop Snerfels. White rice served as a side dish and not a component of a hot dish is known as "rice".

Al-righty then, the snerfels are ready, and here is the mloop. God damn it Randy! You burned the goonch! Now I will have to open a can of 'na!

snerfels by Hunding June 7, 2011