Hey do you know what today is?
No...
Its Oct 4, best sexy friend day!!!
Coo Heres your present best sexy friend *hands over covid-19 so they are no longer the best 😈*
“Friendly in a sexy way” means when two friends get close to each other, like extremely close, to the point they are able to have their general material touch each other. And when this happens, it looks rlly sexy and it is a very special and happy moment in the friendship, it’s very beautiful to watch.
-Mathew and Jacob are watching Star Wars together under the blankets
-Mathew turns to his left and stares Jacob dead in the eyes
-Jacob gets a specialfriendly feeling in his heart
-Jacob attacks Mathew and vigorously gets friendly in a sexy way with him.
Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!
Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).