Sexfriend 

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!

Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!

Sexfriend by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010

Sexfriend 

A friend you have sex with (d'oh) but without having a romantic relationship.

Lisa and I used to be lovers but now we're just sexfriends.

Sexfriend by Amator May 8, 2007

Selfiend 

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.

She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.

Selfiend by Instagrannies January 26, 2014

sofriend 

A gender neutral alternative for boyfriend/girlfriend

(Kind of combining "significant other" and boyfriend/girlfriend)

"Jamie asked me to be their sofriend and now we're dating!!"

"Yeah, Skyler is my sofriend! I love them so much!"

sofriend by Mushroomj42 October 30, 2021

Soyfriend 

Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account

Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"

Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."

Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"

Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"

Soyfriend by Derek99 March 1, 2019

Shefriend 

A friend who's a girl

Hey bud, yo I was with my shefriend last night blahbla...

Shefriend by Jules Bonn July 23, 2018

angus seifried 

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

angus seifried by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017