sexyfried

The condition of a human brain after an intense marathon of supreme sexual intercourse (rough sex encouraged, but not mandatory).

Sorry, boss, Sheila's hips got me so sexyfried I can't concentrate this afternoon.

by HeyItsD November 6, 2011

sexyeridan

pretty awesome dude. pretty solid guy. pretty funny. he's a celebrity btw so this shouldn't get taken down.

sexyeridan is the best dude ever

by sexyeridan's number one fan June 18, 2021

sexyeridan

pretty cool guy. real solid dude. 10/10 would meme again. also hes a celebrity so this cant get taken down.

sexyeridan is so freakin awesome.

by sexyeridan's number one fan June 18, 2021

angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

sexyeridan

a homestuck on tiktok. dispite his username he is a HUGE karkat kinnie.

man sexyeridan is suck a karkat kinnie

by masochistsgambit June 18, 2021

Sexfriend

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!

Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!

by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010

Sexyeridan

The best and hottest person in the world

My friend: hey, do you know sexyeridan?
Me: yeah! We're mutuals!
My friend: wow lucky 🤤

by cyanide.clown June 18, 2021