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Sexplosion 

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
Sexplosion by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018

Sexplosion 

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.
So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.
Sexplosion by Goose September 29, 2003

splotion 

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
splotion by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion 

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.
"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"
splotion by RobinKate November 29, 2007

sexploration 

The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.
me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal
sexploration by Safecracker G April 10, 2005

Sextlationship 

The unoffical relationship of two people developed through sexting. Flirting, hooking up, and sexting a person but not being officially in a relationship. Similar to a fuck buddy but has emotional elements of a relationship as well even though neither party will admit it.
A: "So are you two in a relationship?"
B: "NOOOO! WE ARE NOT!"
A: "But you guys sext and hook up right?"
B: "Well yeah but it is definitely not a relationship"
A: "So its a sextlationship!"
Sextlationship by Britney&LucyLiu February 14, 2013