splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

poo-splosion

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.

Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.

by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

love 'splosion

Cumming

I made a love 'splosion all over her face, the wall, bed......

by Rainsinger June 3, 2009

-splosion

Suffix, added to the end of a noun. Such words refer to a type of explosion.

Dude: Did you see that guy's hand-splosion?
Man: Yeah, his hand was F.U.B.A.R.

Dude: That James Bond movie was great.
Man: Totally, I loved the car-splosion!

by Digital-Ronin April 24, 2008

Laugh-Splosion

An uncontrollable, extremely obnoxious explosion of pent up comedic energy.

That was so funny I couldn't contain my Laugh-splosion, I think I might have pissed myself a little bit.

by Draeger Meister August 12, 2009

splosiontits

A genre of movies which prominently features battle, fight or war scenes (explosions) and attractive females (tits).

Hey Chad wanna come over and watch a couple splosiontits flicks? I've got Iron Man 2 and Transformers 2 on DVD. Pick up a 12 pack of Natty Ice on the way.

by Bro Dimaggio June 1, 2010