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Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020

Saxtionals

A combination of the words 'Saxophone' and 'Sectionals.'

Used to describe saxophone sectionals in a more quick manner.
"Yay, I have saxtionals afterschool! Saxtionals are so much fun!"

"We have a saxtional today, so you'd better come or you'll sleep in a box."
Saxtionals by Vaughn-y April 21, 2007

Sectional 

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch
Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!
Sectional by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

Saxtional 

A sectional held by the saxophone section, often conducted by the saxtion leader.
Clarinet: Hey ugly, wanna hang out?

Saxophone: No, I have to go to saxtionals.
Saxtional by janmgii April 16, 2007

sectional erection 

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
sectional erection by a&w May 12, 2006

sextional 

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it
Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!
sextional by GlazeHer February 14, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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