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sexonomics 

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.
I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....
sexonomics by MasterFirm May 26, 2011

Sexonomics 

The branch of political economy which studies the complex relationship between sex, power, and money.
Sexonomics is a burgeoning social science that has many real world applications.

Through the lens of Sexonomics, many global power structures are perceived
Sexonomics by theflink November 9, 2014

trickle down sexonomics 

when all of your friends have girl friends and you take all of their side hoes.
Sense I'm "talking " to Maddie, you can have all of my side hoes. I call it "trickle down sexonomics."

sexonomography

a description of the rules to be followed during sexual intercourse such as not inflicting pain on one’s partner (biting the nipples, squeezing the balls, etc.) so as to ensure safe and pleasant sex.
The man turns very violent while having sex with his wife; he needs to be taught sexonomography.
sexonomography by uttam maharjan January 10, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026