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Sexquire 

"Oh man, I am dating one hot sexquire."
"Oh, your public defender?"
"Yeah."
Sexquire by westkost August 29, 2011
someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.
I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure
sexure by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020
a male or female who only has sex at night and not in daylight.
Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.
sexpire by Sean(X_X) May 2, 2009
the word "sezuire" but you had a sezuire while typing it.
person a: "hlep im havimg a sexure"
person b: "L"
sexure by ashytrashy July 25, 2021

Sexpirey Date 

The date at which a person passes the age at which they should have sex, or get too old.
Dude1: MAN, check out that cougar she's so hot!

Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!
Sexpirey Date by hagiggles July 27, 2010

Sequirex 

A fancier way of expressing the childhood game "Follow the Leader". Comes from the Latin root Sequ, meaning follow, and the root Ex, meaning out. Although obvious, the root Duct, meaning lead, is not used.
Nobody these days plays Sequirex, because it is too childish.
Sequirex by Sequirex September 14, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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