Sexzure 

A Sexzure is when a person participating in a sexual activity has a seizure. It is usually a result of the partner ejaculating in the eyes of the person undergoing a sexzure.

John: Hey, how’d it go with that chick from the bar last night?

James: It was great, but I ended up giving her a sexzure. I had to rush her to the hospital and I think she’s suing me.

John: You still hit tho

James: Facts

Sexzure by MasterBaiter82 June 19, 2021

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Sextures 

the different textures of the genitalia

she feels the mushy hair, hard, soft, bumpy and smoothness of him and savors the sextures
Combining scent, taste, sight, tingly feeling with electricity

Sextures by JohnRose April 10, 2010

phone seizure 

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

phone seizure by Talljellybean March 12, 2016

jesus seizure 

going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.

The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial

"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"

jesus seizure by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011

little seizures 

It is when one eats to many pieces of pizza from Little caesars that may result in having seizures

Dude Richard if you keep on eating that your going to get some little seizures

little seizures by dont touch me turkey January 1, 2015

Noob seizure 

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

Noob seizure by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011