sexflex

When you are in a conversation with someone, when, they randomly bring up having sex even though it has literally nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Oh word Nick damn, I was so confounded like why the rando sexflexing? lol I cannot wait for the dlc... it better come out or I am done soon too.

by ThatKingCole July 3, 2021

sexlexia

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

Selflexia

Dyslexia of the 'self'. When a person is having difficulty finding clarity or struggling to find answers when focusing on themselves. When you can easily solve problems for others, quickly come up with solutions for your friends, family, colleagues or clients but when you turn your focus towards you it becomes a jumbled up mess!

1. I am great at helping others but my selflexia makes it really difficult to figure out my own life
2. I can come up with business ideas for my friends all day long but I've got selflexia when it comes to figuring out what my business should be
3. I want to change my career but the selflexia struggle is real
4. I'm so confused and overwhelmed, this selflexia block is driving me mad

by Spnash October 4, 2017

sexflection

The act of deflected one's problems by using sex.

"That bitch never looks at herself she is constantly using sexflection"

by cockadasical October 12, 2013

Sexlexic

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.

David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.

by David Coberly November 28, 2005

sex-flex

a nervous twitch during an orgasm or just before intercourse, in which one individual "flinches"...a bit like tourettes....and makes the other person included in the sexual act laugh and chuckle...laughing and chuckeling is a major turn on for some people...so people with a "sex flex" are not left lonely!!!

person 1: mmm....yeah baby
person 2: *twitches*
person 1: omg wht was that?! hahaha! u sex-flexed!!! oh yesss! i am the god of sex!!!
person 2: *blushes* i have ....tourettes....
person 1: sex-flexing is THE biggest turn on ever.....mmmm.....do it again....

by Caroline Ratcliffe June 12, 2006

Sexlexia

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.

Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."

by HK303 February 25, 2011