sexectomy

abstention from sex.

After a tiff, the couple had to remain in a state of sexectomy for a week.

by uttam maharjan January 3, 2011

sacectomy

A delicate high-risk procedure rarely put into practice because of its difficulty rating. First drink three beers (no more than three, you need courage, but also your wits). Now drive to the 'patient's' house and park as close to his bedroom window as possible. The tricky part: enter the house stealthily and make your way to the 'patient's' room. Go to the window and open it. Then, with great care, tie a string snugly around the base of the 'patient's' ballsack and drop the other end out the window. Sneak out. The hard part is over. Outside, pick up the loose end of the string and go to your car. Tie the string to your rear bumper. The fun part: to wake up the 'patient,' yell something crazy like 'turkeys! Fucking turkeys everywhere!!' When the baffled patient comes to the window, step on the gas. As you peel out, yell 'thanks for your ballsack motherfucker!'
In the unlikely event that you are pulled over by a police officer and he/she wonders why you are driving half-drunk in the middle of the night with a fresh ballsack tied to a string trailing your car, just say 'I have just performed a sacectomy' and you will be immediately released.

Dude ripped me off in a turkey deal last thanksgiving so I gave him a sacectomy.

by el sean o March 4, 2008

sexerectomy

When you break up with your fuck buddy.
Like...when you stop having sex with them...

"Im having a sexerectomy today so I'll be out of it(sex) for a while"

by MALLO12Y February 13, 2009

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

eye surectomy

Surgical procedure to sever the connection between your eyes and your ass hole that gives you a shitty outlook on life.

With your attitude today , you should make an appointment with your doctor to have an eye surectomy.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 30, 2018

Sexbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

Her-sterectomy

A hysterectomy taken as an expression of female empowerment.

Having had enough children, Debra felt it was time to have a her-sterectomy.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025