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Sexbotomy 

Essentially a lobotomy caused by fucking too hard
Brad gave Katie a sexbotomy on Saturday night and by Tuesday morning she could barely remember her name
Sexbotomy by D Flawless September 3, 2020
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slobotomy 

1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”

— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
slobotomy by naims<3 March 22, 2023

sexboom  

To orgasm, cum, etc...

To cum over
"I sexboomed right over her face"

"I sexboomed your mum"

"I'm gonna sexboom"

"Don't sexboom in my ______"
sexboom by Josh Bird January 12, 2009

sexonomy 

the economy that is largely supported by sex incomes, such as from sex tourism.
What is your take on sexonomy? Is it a new form of economy?
sexonomy by uttam maharjan January 12, 2011
abstention from sex.
After a tiff, the couple had to remain in a state of sexectomy for a week.
sexectomy by uttam maharjan January 3, 2011

sabotomy 

Much like a lobotomy, but the drill is a penis
Example 1
“Somebody ring Eccles, I’ve been sabotomised”

Example 2
Piercy “Did you see mouchy today
Eccles “no I think he got a sabotomy”
sabotomy by Dunusedrname1 May 23, 2022

Slobotomy 

Head so good it destroys your frontal lobe
I’ve been feeling loopy since that night with Stacy, I think she gave me a slobotomy
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