1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”
— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.