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spooky sex noises 

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP
The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

sex noises 

when a man and woman are "doing it" and are making noises at the same time. Ushually its the female yelling "FUCK ME, DONT STOP, HARDER, HARDER" or "TAP THAT ASS" and the male yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY?! YES.. RIGHT THERE" this prooving that they are enjoying themselves continously while him shooving his PENIS in her HAIRY PUSSY.
"OMG... FUCK ME,.. HARDER.. UH, UH, UH, COMMON, DO IT... YES... UH HUH, YES... DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.... BABY... OH BABY.." usually followed by orgasm.
sex noises by Victoria November 28, 2004

sex noises 

when a man and a woman are screaming yelling or saying somthing to keep the other person to keep fucking each other
sex noises :“uh .... uh again .... harder ... come on dont stop ....oh ... oh .... YES ....uh uh ohhh”
sex noises by stargrl March 5, 2011

Sex Noises 

Usually for trolling people online, strange fetishes, changing settings to Sex Noises to fuck with people.
I played Sex Noises through my microphone while playing Call of Duty.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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