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Secretini 

A Secretini is a 100 word character that suggests a tip or advice that inspires people on ValSecrets
Neighbor Val's Secretini of the day inspired me today
Secretini by thegirlfromimpanema February 3, 2010
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sexcretion  

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.
So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.
sexcretion by Vegawrap January 25, 2009

secreting 

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

sexcretinous 

If a sex cretin is very sexcretinous, they are more of a sex cretin than any other and will try to convert non - sex cretins into one of them, no matter their tastes.
"I won't shame you for your kinks but, if I pay you, will you wank tonight?"

"You are the most sexcretinous sex cretin of them all"
sexcretinous by TheVirginSmacker December 1, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026