sex cretin 

A complete virgin who would have sex over absolutely anything else in the world.

"I really want to bum the midget"

"You are such a sex cretin"

sex cretin by TheVirginSmacker November 19, 2019

Secretini 

A Secretini is a 100 word character that suggests a tip or advice that inspires people on ValSecrets

Neighbor Val's Secretini of the day inspired me today

Secretini by thegirlfromimpanema February 3, 2010

sexcretion  

n. any liquid, solid, or mystery paste that exits a bodily orifice as a result of sexual activity.

So how was it?

Pretty good, but she left my bed sheets soaking wet and shamed with her sexcretion :(

That's gross sicko.

sexcretion by Vegawrap January 25, 2009

secreting 

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*

Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

secreting by allthegoodusernamesaretaken May 21, 2011

sexcretinous 

If a sex cretin is very sexcretinous, they are more of a sex cretin than any other and will try to convert non - sex cretins into one of them, no matter their tastes.

"I won't shame you for your kinks but, if I pay you, will you wank tonight?"

"You are the most sexcretinous sex cretin of them all"

sexcretinous by TheVirginSmacker December 1, 2019