Definitions by TheVirginSmacker

sexcretinous 

If a sex cretin is very sexcretinous, they are more of a sex cretin than any other and will try to convert non - sex cretins into one of them, no matter their tastes.

"I won't shame you for your kinks but, if I pay you, will you wank tonight?"

"You are the most sexcretinous sex cretin of them all"

sexcretinous by TheVirginSmacker December 1, 2019

sex cretin 

A complete virgin who would have sex over absolutely anything else in the world.

"I really want to bum the midget"

"You are such a sex cretin"

sex cretin by TheVirginSmacker November 19, 2019