Guy 1: Hey dude, have you ever seen seriousness on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I never have, man.
UD User: HI I WILL give uo frtreee serioasneess jst go 2 scam.bum/scam
(noun or verb) A non-sarcastic, high quality, and relevant post on an internet forum.
The opposite of a shitpost. Can sometimes be an effort post, although not necessarily. If a high quality relevant post is written to be sarcastic it's instead post-irony.
Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.