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Self Serve Blumpkin 

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs 

a very hot and attractive man that even grabs all the lesbians attention! im omni but holy shit all of chuuyatok are the lesbos!

hes a 5'3 ginger guy who definitely listens to chase atlantic cause hes fucking hot like that

anger issues clearly and is definitely a lil aroace gay ;3

when he is near dazai he is the definition of homosexuality caught on camera.
i love chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs

sterie belly 

noun, adjective - dull ache perceived in the epigastric area after consuming a Sterie Stumpie milkshake. Thought to be associated with the curdling of unpasteurised milk combined from various petting zoo animals ie cows, goat, pony, llama and so on and so forth.
Hey Andy, what's up, you ok??

Nah dude, just smashed a Sterie too quick, and now I'm dealing with a bad case of Sterie belly.

Rookie misktake..
sterie belly by dr eric shin September 15, 2011

Bandar Seri Begawan 

it is the capital of Brunei Darussalam, and is located at Brunei-Muara district. The most populated district in Brunei
I went to Bandar Seri Begawan last week.

seri brah 

it refers to the shortened term "seriously brother" as similar to the grey anatomy phenomanan of the term "seriously"
Subject A: She totally faceboinked him last night in the car
Subject B: Seri Brah! No she didnt!

Serve ball check 

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
Serve ball check by fikconker October 22, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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