septuming
the act of ejaculation
i’m septuming!
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septingentisexual
someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.
septingentisexual by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012
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Sexturing test
The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
...she divorced me anyway.
...she divorced me anyway.
Sexturing test by RadAF September 20, 2019
Spuming
Spuming by Phillipsisland March 15, 2010
Sextiming
Using the popular facetime app for masturbating on cam. Can also be used for other mobile live cam apps.
Sextiming by Brindle Pittbull January 15, 2015
SexTiming
SexTiming
SexTiming by James_james July 28, 2019
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