septuming

the act of ejaculation

i’m septuming!

by jshehaj April 28, 2025

septingentisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019

Spuming

To be "fuming" and "spewing" at the one time

The guy who smashed his car would have been spuming!

by Phillipsisland March 15, 2010

Sextiming

Using the popular facetime app for masturbating on cam. Can also be used for other mobile live cam apps.

Wow, Faye and I were sextiming till noon today!

by Brindle Pittbull January 15, 2015

SexTiming

Having virtual sex with a partner on Facetime!

I just got done SexTiming with my new girlfriend bro

by curvo May 15, 2020

SexTiming

When you are doing sexual things on FaceTime, it is considered SexTiming

Becky and I were SexTiming on the phone and she was going hard on her cooter!

by James_james July 28, 2019