septuming 

the act of ejaculation

i’m septuming!

septuming by jshehaj April 28, 2025

septingentisexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

septingentisexual by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

Sexturing test 

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

Sexturing test by RadAF September 20, 2019

Spuming 

To be "fuming" and "spewing" at the one time

The guy who smashed his car would have been spuming!

Spuming by Phillipsisland March 15, 2010

Sextiming

Using the popular facetime app for masturbating on cam. Can also be used for other mobile live cam apps.

Wow, Faye and I were sextiming till noon today!

Sextiming by Brindle Pittbull January 15, 2015

SexTiming

Having virtual sex with a partner on Facetime!

I just got done SexTiming with my new girlfriend bro

SexTiming by curvo May 15, 2020

SexTiming

When you are doing sexual things on FaceTime, it is considered SexTiming

Becky and I were SexTiming on the phone and she was going hard on her cooter!

SexTiming by James_james July 28, 2019