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Septic skank 

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.
That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!
Septic skank by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

septic facial 

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014

septiceye sam 

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.
septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.

Septiembre sin fap 

The spanish analogy for No nut november
Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.
Septiembre sin fap by MrTuberia September 1, 2021

the septiceye

Jacksepticeye's pet plushy Sammy. Sammy has been given that name with the circumstances of if the owner of said plushy wishes "it" to be a boy or girl.

Sammy (if you need more information) is green, where it's iris is cerulean blue, amd the pupil is black.

Sammy, being the Septiceye and all, is the mascot of Jacksepticeye's channel.
Oh boy, for Christmas I got Sammy the septiceye!
the septiceye by Elizabeth Midford December 10, 2016

septic sam 

A awesome little mascot of a amazing YouTuber and a adorable plushy.
Septic sam is a cute little plushy and so soft and he is there when you need his.
septic sam by the JSE fan September 20, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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