semenima 

when you cum in chicks ass

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and I gave her a semenima!!

semenima by ENIMA BANDIT January 23, 2010

Semenema 

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

Semenema by gutterwater March 14, 2009

semenema 

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis

Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.

semenema by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008

Semenmancy 

A type of divination where a guy jacks off over a flat surface and then the pattern the semen maked is read in order to tell there future ect.

If you want to know the future go to see John. He's into semenmancy.

Semenmancy by Deep blue 2012 August 13, 2010

Semenical 

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

Semenical by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

Semenical 

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

Semenical by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

semenial denial 

when you refuse to release your sperm

i had to do semenial denial, my parents were in front of me!

semenial denial by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023