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Semenical 

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
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Semenical 

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

syrenical 

an attractive egirl who deserves the attention and praise from everyone. if you see her in-game, you’ll be astonished by the gorgeous pixelated locks as her hair sweeps through the minecraft air. overall she’s hot af and is married XXDXXXDDDD
“dude i’ll fuck syrenical so hard!” -LT Tombstone 77
“she’s so hit!” -Anarseve
syrenical by syrenical January 9, 2021

Semensicle 

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.
Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!
Semensicle by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006

Semenilla 

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum
Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz
Semenilla by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

Semental 

Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.

Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
Semental by BWCVictor June 2, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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