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A type of divination where a guy jacks off over a flat surface and then the pattern the semen maked is read in order to tell there future ect.
If you want to know the future go to see John. He's into semenmancy.
by Deep blue 2012 August 13, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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