someone who drinks and or prefers hard seltzer, typically over other types of alcohol. you know a seltzy when you see one; it's all they talk about.
"are you a seltzy? or just a regular guy?"
"8% seltzy? i highly recommend. 4% and you're off the floor."
"8% seltzy? i highly recommend. 4% and you're off the floor."
by J. Bobungus July 28, 2021