selover

(noun) A plump boy usually in his pre-teens. He is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. His hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.

(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants

girl: "do you smell that?"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"

by apple johnson February 13, 2008

selover balls

(noun): the condition of one's genitalia in which they are exceptionally large and sexy, not to be confused with selover penis. One is said to have selover balls if random woman will suck on them just be glancing at your sack.

woman: if only i had some selover balls to suck on
selover: baby come here i got some

by Shelover February 13, 2008

sexover

This occurs the next day after a long night of love making. Your whole body hurts and is in a little pain from the great sex you had the night before. Its like a hang over but from sex and minus the headache.

My long night of love making with Ed caused me to have a sexover the next day.

by Patricia Redfern June 8, 2007

Selever

Selever is a modded character in the game "Friday Night Funkin'" in the mod "Mid-Fight Masses". Selever was made as an April Fools joke for people who ship the two main characters of Mid-Fight Masses, Ruv and Sarvente. In the mod, Selever makes and alternate dimension so that his sister can feel the warmth of their parents. Although, after beating Selever's song, he ends the dimension along with the player.

"I simp for Selever."
"Same, dude, same."

by JustJoon May 7, 2021

slover

a word combining the words "sleep" and "over"...its just the best.

hey, wanna slover my house friday night?

-yeah totes!!

by blablahhhaha November 21, 2010

Selever

The name 'Selever' comes from Russian decent, and less than 3% of the world have the sirname. The name Selever has multiple meanings, including 'Demon Boy' and 'A person who swears a lot". The name Selever is very rare, and less than 5 people are born with the name each year! If you have this name, you are quite special.

"Oh look! There goes Selever!"

"Selever's keys were left on the table."

by sociu December 29, 2021

Pulling a Slover

to attend a place, function, or town that many of a person's well know accomplices reside, only to not take the decent courtesy to relay the knowledge of being at that particular place, function, or town to the accomplice of that person.

"Yeah man. John really pissed me off last time I was in town, so I'm going to be pulling a slover next time I pass through."

by 'manda February 2, 2010