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(noun) A plump boy usually in his pre-teens. He is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. His hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.

(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants
girl: "do you smell that?"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"
selover by apple johnson February 13, 2008
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selover balls

(noun): the condition of one's genitalia in which they are exceptionally large and sexy, not to be confused with selover penis. One is said to have selover balls if random woman will suck on them just be glancing at your sack.
woman: if only i had some selover balls to suck on
selover: baby come here i got some
selover balls by Shelover February 13, 2008
This occurs the next day after a long night of love making. Your whole body hurts and is in a little pain from the great sex you had the night before. Its like a hang over but from sex and minus the headache.
My long night of love making with Ed caused me to have a sexover the next day.
sexover by Patricia Redfern June 8, 2007
Selever is a modded character in the game "Friday Night Funkin'" in the mod "Mid-Fight Masses". Selever was made as an April Fools joke for people who ship the two main characters of Mid-Fight Masses, Ruv and Sarvente. In the mod, Selever makes and alternate dimension so that his sister can feel the warmth of their parents. Although, after beating Selever's song, he ends the dimension along with the player.
"I simp for Selever."
"Same, dude, same."
Selever by JustJoon May 7, 2021
a word combining the words "sleep" and "over"...its just the best.
hey, wanna slover my house friday night?

-yeah totes!!
slover by blablahhhaha November 21, 2010
The name 'Selever' comes from Russian decent, and less than 3% of the world have the sirname. The name Selever has multiple meanings, including 'Demon Boy' and 'A person who swears a lot". The name Selever is very rare, and less than 5 people are born with the name each year! If you have this name, you are quite special.
"Oh look! There goes Selever!"

"Selever's keys were left on the table."
Selever by sociu December 29, 2021

Pulling a Slover 

to attend a place, function, or town that many of a person's well know accomplices reside, only to not take the decent courtesy to relay the knowledge of being at that particular place, function, or town to the accomplice of that person.
"Yeah man. John really pissed me off last time I was in town, so I'm going to be pulling a slover next time I pass through."
Pulling a Slover by 'manda February 2, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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