selfi

A photo you take of yourself usually for Facebook, Instagram, etc.

Her Facebook profile is full of selfies, she loves herself.

by Sp24 November 22, 2013

Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

Self-aggrandising

Self-aggrandising is what people who have got fuck-all going for them do. It means boasting about yourself and your abilities, telling everyone how wonderful you are, broadcasting copious quantities of bullshit thickly overlaid with FIGJAM. Normal people exposed to the effects of some self-aggrandising nonentity usually experience attacks of acute nausea followed by the need to get as far away as possible from the source irritation.

Malcolm you are a self-aggrandising WOFS with the mental capacity of a demented amoeba.

by AKACroatalin April 23, 2015

Self-guilt

The biggest bitch you will ever meet, only thing is it's inside your mind.

Self-guilt: you're awful, it's always your fault!

by my_dark_thoughts July 17, 2019

Self-guilt

Self-guilt is the act of feeling all the guilt on one's ownself. It can also be intentionally, putting yourself down on purpose. Self-guilt can also lead to depression, and sometimes even suicide.

I hate how I let him down, I feel the self-guilt.

by Damien Will December 2, 2018

self-exempt

When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.

Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final?

Ed - A zero.

Ned - What?!

Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.

by Dodecagon October 20, 2013

Self-Harm

One of the biggest mistakes people assume with self harm is that it’s just for attention. Self harm is more of a way of punishing themselves or thinking they deserve to be in that kind of pain. I remember having a conversation with someone who thought of self-harm as an attention thing, but he didn’t know that I was self harming at the time. He would talk about how, it was annoying when girls would talk about it, and “it’s an attention thing girls do”. And that literally broke me. I thought that opening up to people about it would help me, but before I could try, the walls came up again. Self-Harm is not smth used for attention. Those who self-harm, hide the scars so no one can see, and they would not be slicing their bodies and creating scars for attention. It hurts. If you want attention, you won’t do smth that hurts. Anyways just wanted to clear that up and know that if you don’t fully understand it, you are not allowed to have an opinion on it. Self-harm has triggers, the thoughts in your head die down for a couple hours, but one word or one bad thing can trigger the urge to self-harm. It is an addiction. Once you start, you can’t stop, it just gets worse and worse until you cant take it anymore and you do smth you may or may not live to regret. For those who are thinking of self-Harm, please don’t start. It’s an addiction. Just please find the strength to stop yourself<3 I love you and I’m proud of you. You didn’t come this far to ONLY come this far.

Self-Harm is a dark, lonely dangerous path, that I hope you can find the strength to not go down<3

by I’m proud of you December 21, 2019