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self pleasure 

The act of masturbating, pleasuring oneself sexually. Using one's own hand or other object to reach orgasm. It is easier for some people to say instead of "masturbation" which carries with it a negative connotation, particularly for women.
Many people are more comfortable saying they engaged in self pleasure rather than say they masturbated. She confessed to the priest that she pleasured herself sexually rather than that she masturbated. self-pleasure
self pleasure by SweetSueRocks April 19, 2016
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Carousel of Self Pleasure 

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.
-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

japanese bed self-pleasure technique 

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

self-pleasuring hybrid 

A self-charging hybrid, an invention of the automotive industry to fool wannabe greens that they are making a difference to climate change
Rex thought his new car was a game-changer, when it was simply a gas powered self-pleasuring hybrid

Self-pleasuration 

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).
Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

self-pleasurvation 

the basic human instinct to preserve and insure, at any cost, the ability to administer pleasure to oneself
Even though both of his hands were gangrenous, Ralph refused to let doctors amputate them in an act of defiant self-pleasurvation

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself
the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.
self pleasuring by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003