selami

A definition of a guy, who is on the wrong way . Criminality and blasphemy by commiting sins are normal for him. He also likes betting at Tipico and earning Harammoney

Oh Lord thats so selami

by Sueli99 December 30, 2016

seamin

Seamin is the genes that come out of a man after Wacking off or Bumping Uglies with a women/man.

Slang Terms: Jizz,Man Chowder, cum . Seamin, Mayonnaise

If you've ever arose in the morning and noticed your b.v.m.s are wet is because you had a wet dream last night and seamin came out of your dick.

by Fatty DIng Dong January 27, 2007

slamification

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.

Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.

by Professor Cummysocks July 11, 2017

sexamination

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

Selasi

A wonderful person who can make any body smile in their saddest moment, A person who brightens up th day with on their presence

1. ''I have a Selasi in my life''
2. On a rainy day, a Selasi would be lovely too be with.

by YaPanda October 25, 2017

Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese

“Yo is he circumcised”
“Nah he’s a salami monger”

by Guy what August 21, 2020

Selimi

A successful person worth a lot of money.

Jim- Wow look at that gold building who owns it?

Kyle- Oh Selimi does

by Protecter May 12, 2013