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the h4xx0r way of writing "secure".
omfg i can't h4x 'dis ftp!!! it'z sekur!!
sekur by sToRm_seveN December 29, 2007
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Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.
Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.
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Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.
I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.
Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010

Masahiro Sakurai 

The living definition of the Japanese workforce. Complete workaholic who will do everything possible to finish a project, all without any regards for their own health. He will work his hands down to the bone, then down to the marrow, then he will get prosthetic arms just to continue his work, if he hasn't died from stress yet. Masahiro Sakurai will pour his soul into anything and everything until he has no soul left, then pours in some blood and flesh for good measure.
Jesus fucking christ Masahiro Sakurai, please I'm begging you. Sleep, for once.
Masahiro Sakurai by The_Jamijach December 11, 2018
a bullshit content filter that schools have recently(as of January 2019) started using on chromebooks because they are giving everyone their own chromebook
I fucking HATE! securly. it BLOCKED cool math games
securly by SkinnyWeinr March 5, 2019

Sakurai Atsushi

The sexiest J-rock singer alive. Has the vocal abilities of an angel, the looks of a god, the sexual appeal of 34567898 of the world's hottest people COMBINED. His hair is like the soft caressing wind at night. His eyes are like the sun; blazing into your soul. He is perfect~
Person 1: Who's that sexy Japanese guy?

Person 2: Oh, him?? Bro, that's Sakurai Atsushi.

civilian national security force 

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.
To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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