seizureman 

To have a seizure during sex.

OMG Becky, Iz was so good last night, he seizuremanned me

seizureman by Capitan Seizure January 17, 2008

seizuretastic 

(adj) A word used to describe something that is confusing, has a lot of flashing lights, has a lot of things going on at different places (like a painting with a lot of different colors), etc. You don't need epilepsey to use this word.

1) (After a teacher writes an incredibly confusing algerbra problem on the board) Woahh.. That's seizuretastic.

2) Woah, these flashing lights are seizuretastic.

3) (After viewing a splatter-art painting with a billion different colors) This painting is seizuretastic.

seizuretastic by iCarly January 15, 2008

Seizuremania 

A craze in the 1980s when seizures were popular.

That song brings back memories from Seizuremania.

Seizuremania by Annoymous January 18, 2005

Seizuregasm 

An orgasm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by passing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.orgasm

Me: Wow! That was incredible. I haven't cum like that in quite a while.

Her: Yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. I was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and passed the fuck out for 6 whole minutes! What's your name again?

Seizuregasm by madpilot66 April 19, 2011

Seizuregasm 

What happens when something is amazingly wonderful that it makes you orgasm, but is so out there and random that it gives you a violent seizure.

Dude, that just gave me a seizuregasm.

Seizuregasm by LeafeLillith April 18, 2009

seizurmatic 

When you have seizure like activity but it’s not a seizure and the doctors don’t know what to tell you!

1:did you see Carl have that seizure like episode today?

2:oh yeah that’s just Carl being seizurmatic

seizurmatic by An I oop 123 sksksksk turtals June 24, 2022

seizurebait 

An overedited video with an overwhelming amount of FX likely to cause someone with epilepsy an actual seizure, hence “seizure bait”.

Most commonly found in velocity edits posted to social media sites. Little to no commercial videos fit this description.

Mother: So what happened to my son?
Doctor: It may have to do with the phone he has.
Other Son: bro got into the seizurebait 💀🪫🥀
Mom + Doctor: tf do u mean

seizurebait by doppadeedop July 31, 2025