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cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.
"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."
cake segger by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021

Saggerbombs 

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.
Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!
Saggerbombs by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009

siggeret 

A common, usually deliberate misspelling of the word, "cigarette".

Often used by people who do not use tobacco, but occasionally used by smokers as well.

Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same way that one would pronounce the word cigarette.
#JOSH: Hey Hozay, can you spare a siggeret?
#HOZAY: Sure thing Josh, be over in five minutes with a smoke for ya!!!
siggeret by Telephony March 17, 2013
A "sigger" is an individual who is a overly enthusiastic fan of Sig Sauer products, & the Sig Sauer as a company a whole (specifically the American based Sig Sauer company). A sigger will go out of their way to defend Sig Sauer products from any critique, even if the critique is valid & can be supported by hard evidence. If a Sig Sauer product receives a negative review on a firearms blog or YouTube channel, expect siggers in the comments defending the Sig product.

If a Sig Sauer product is faced with heavy criticism, expect a sigger to deflect this criticism by bringing up issues with other firearms made by manufactures such as Glock, Smith & Wesson, FNH (USA or Belgium), Heckler & Koch, Colt, CZ, etc.

One can use "sigga" instead of "sigger" if they decide the "hard R" is not appropriate for the situation.
John: Man, I just don't trust carrying my non-manual safety equipped P320 X-Carry anymore after I've researched that several law enforcement and military agencies have had non-manual safety equipped P320s go off allegedly by themselves in the holster. I'd rather not take the small risk of my P320 discharging by itself, so I think I'm going to trade it for a Glock 17 Gen 5 MOS.

Levi: hahahaha Glocks and M&Ps have many more issues than P320s, its actually INSANE how many cops ND Glocks on a yearly basis hahahah. I wouldn't get rid of that Sig if I was you, & don't listen to the news or reddit, you can't trust those sources.

John: Wow, I didn't expect you to be such a sigger.
Sigger by theyankeeenfield October 21, 2022

Corey Seager 

A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!
I need me a Corey Seager!! Such a Hottie!!!
Corey Seager by Animal... July 30, 2017
Considered one of the best live performers ever. His ability to connect with the audience was amazing. Has been inducted into the rock n' roll hall of fame. Has had 10 straight and soon to be eleven straight platinum and multi-platinum albums, 19 Top-40 singles, nearly a million ticket sales during the '96 tour and nearly 50 million albums sold worldwide. He Has recorded 19 albums spanning nearly 40 years. He was born in Detriot, and only had regional success at first. By 1968, he had five Top Ten singles in the Detroit market. He was unheard of outside Michigan, Florida, Pennsylvania and a few other Midwest markets -- but in Detroit, his records outsold the Beatles. He has had one #1 hit and one #1 album. Has created some of the most beautiful music ever. A legend forever.
Bob Seger songs that will get you hooked: Turn the Page, Still the Same, Night Moves, Katmandu, Against the Wind, Old time rock n' roll
Bob Seger by Joey Morrison September 9, 2008