there he goes, Seder is sedering again, he just found another reason why solution for every problem is to vote for more democrats

did you watched his show today? Sam was sedering the whole time, apparently it's never a good time to pressure democrats do fight for things they campaigned on, it's just not the right time... we should do it some other time ...

sedering by nathaniel7 December 22, 2020

Get merch

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

Severing The Velvet by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

Get merch

severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).

"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina

severing the velvet by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle