The Radish King (formerly known as Dissonant Values) is a gamer/troll and blogger. A former collaborator of Youtubers MinnesotaBurns and True Editor, marked by his eccentric behavior and dry sense of humor. Known for his cynicism, sarcasm, and overall deadpan behavior in game lobbies, The Radish King has no problem making other gamers cry and question their self worth. Also a major contributor to the Naruto fan community, The Radish King is a wealth of knowledge, overt bullshit, and borderline insanity. Skimming the fine line between bona-fide royalty and juvenile attention seeking farce, The Radish King is best left to the gutter of the gaming world.

"Yeah, that's right, I just sent you to an early grave. I'm Captain Planet Motherfuckers and I'm going back up. Don't you summon me again unless you ready for that pain. The power is mine."

"One night, many years ago I lay with a woman and from that union a child was born. Nine months later you took your first breath. Who's your father now asshole? Oh, and your mothers a whore."

Gamer 1: "Crap, The Radish King is in this lobby with his party. Let's back out..."

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Mama ain’t raise no bitch

The most badass saying you can use before you do something either stupid as hell or badass.

“Bet you won’t slap the gorilla”
“Mama ain’t raise no bitch”

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raihanah

Plant fragrant, noble woman, a beautiful lady

She is such a Raihanah

raihanah by zackismile December 29, 2016

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Rais Bages with Creams

Raisin bagel with cream cheese on it. Usually found at your local convenient store, or like a Dunkin' Donuts or something. Usually good for a quick, cheap snack after school.

Customer: "Can I have a rais bages with creams?"

Cashier: "What?"

Rais Bages with Creams by Krofan January 6, 2010

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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