Seder 

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

Seder by drahcus February 13, 2010

Seder 

A weak yet still unpleasant presence that tries to weasel it's way into other people's discourse to gain more ignorant and irritating followers.

My butthole itched because there was a little bit of Seder that I missed on the first wipe.

Seder by Augustus Fergitude July 22, 2021

Seder nixxa 

Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!

A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"

Seder nixxa by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023

seder plate 

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

seder plate by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

seder's mom 

1) the jewish meal at passover
2) the ultimate and hottest thing ever created (gods gift to males and lesbians)

"yo kive, your about as corn as seder's mom"

seder's mom by skeeeeeet April 23, 2005

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

Sam Seder

Political commentator, screenwriter, and podcaster host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder. Politically progressive/left wing and a decent dude, but not afraid to dunk on Dave Rubin and Jimmy Dore for dodging debate.

Me: "Is Sam Seder's show as good without Michael Brooks?"
Other guy: "No, but give it a watch anyway, it's worth it."

Sam Seder by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021