3 definitions by Pseudophed-head
Imposters that attend cultural events solely for free food and alcohol. These free loaders manipulate vulnerable clueless hosts for invitations. They strategize through lies and dishonest intentions. The master manipulators pretend to care about your customs. They will go as far as to wear a Yamaka on top of there nappy afros. They will fake laugh at jokes as-well pretend to adore and tolerate your nasty untrained pets. They influence children to partake in unhealthy immature practices such as drinking alcohol. The impressionable children will learn to skip dosages of insulin, skip doctor appointments, forget allergy medications, not use CPAP due to the influence of the seder nixxa's. They are lowly members of society and remember to not invite them into your home!
A: "Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"
B: "Its passover, i'm probably gonna crash a seder for the free alcohol"
A: "Dam bro you mind if i come too?"
B: " come through bro its not my wine"
A: " your a Seder nixxa for life!!"
by Pseudophed-head April 8, 2023
An abysmal epidemiological dilemma caused by the lowest quartile of society. This situation is exacerbated by domestic violence (commonly physical abuse from mother) and it leaves a stain on the economical prosperity, sustainability of wild life, as-well GDP and the health of a nation.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Generally, issues are due to high functioning autists with extremely high motivation, unrealistic pursuits and a lack of consideration of every-fucking-one else. They are prone to neglect personal hygiene at the expense of nearby persons. Their practices lead way to the growth and development of new species of bacteria. The rate of growth was noted to be problematic by WHO and CDC. This cascade of effects will soon lead to new ecological changes and challenges for the poor vulnerable animals (think of the animals hagi!!!).
Recognizing the Hagi is said to be very difficult. These individuals are extremely social due to some minimal intelligence and ability to manipulate others. These antisocial beings however cannot idealize or conceptually understand empathy. They are pathological liars. They are generally over-weight (very fat!) . They have anger issues ("i will punch you, i know martial farts!"). They pursue prestiges roles in which they will never attain (kobe!).
To identify these persons, note these individuals lack very foundational traits and practices i.e basic hygiene, sexual partners and or bed to sleep on.
Hagi, "so, i have 75 pairs of boxers"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
ephedrine nixxa "pairs?"
Hagi, "yeah, they come in sets of 2 right?"
Ephedrine nixxa " you need to take a shower and brush ur teeth dawg"
Hagi, "Okay, Fine i will, i promise. Hey btw, what is toilet paper used for again?"
Hagi "I DONT LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS OR ANYBODY!"
by Pseudophed-head April 11, 2023
A 'Hany' is term that has expanded over the years to mean; professional person/s who refuses to retire while practicing poorly in there respective field. These individuals lack the motivation to practice diligently they also have severe deficits in emotional intelligence. This term originated from Toronto, Canada and is often used in Mid-town areas to describe people who dishonour there work. This problem was first noted in the roaring 70's as the Canadian city developed a large populous due to an influx of professionals globally. Densely populated urban areas often experience culture shock and other culturally related issues.
A Hany (also known as a Ibrahim Hany) often take on the role of an internationally trained physician. internationally trained persons hold qualifications not completely consistent with Canadian standards. This often leads to subpar performances in a multitude of categories. One large focus is emotional intelligence. The Ibrahim Hany can often be seen yelling at patients, abusing the secretary, refusing to do anything that their patients request. The Hany has a god like complex with a paradoxical cowardly complexion. They often have poor reviews, angry patients as-well as poorly trained staff that are unable to get jobs anywhere else. The staff that work with the Hany have the intelligence of a can of beans and the esteem of pubescent teenager. These individuals have the professional credentials of a fruit-fly and diligence of a turtle.
A Hany (also known as a Ibrahim Hany) often take on the role of an internationally trained physician. internationally trained persons hold qualifications not completely consistent with Canadian standards. This often leads to subpar performances in a multitude of categories. One large focus is emotional intelligence. The Ibrahim Hany can often be seen yelling at patients, abusing the secretary, refusing to do anything that their patients request. The Hany has a god like complex with a paradoxical cowardly complexion. They often have poor reviews, angry patients as-well as poorly trained staff that are unable to get jobs anywhere else. The staff that work with the Hany have the intelligence of a can of beans and the esteem of pubescent teenager. These individuals have the professional credentials of a fruit-fly and diligence of a turtle.
Hagi- "Brother, why Don't you do surgery or be engineer instead.. i know very good 3 year surgery residency"
Hany- " GET OUT OF MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY"
Mother of hagi- "please treat my son, he needs your help"
Hagi- " i think surgery is better, you don't want to only write prescription all day"
Hany- "I REFUSE TO TREAT YOU"
Hagi mother- "MY SON IS ILL"
Hagi -"ok fine how about you become engineer. You know i will be doctor... i wont take english prerequisite though i will charm the admissions people ;)
hany- "SECRETARY GET THEM OUT NOW!! ALSO WHY HAVEN'T YOU FILLED MY AFTERNOON SCHEDULE!!"
Hany- " GET OUT OF MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY"
Mother of hagi- "please treat my son, he needs your help"
Hagi- " i think surgery is better, you don't want to only write prescription all day"
Hany- "I REFUSE TO TREAT YOU"
Hagi mother- "MY SON IS ILL"
Hagi -"ok fine how about you become engineer. You know i will be doctor... i wont take english prerequisite though i will charm the admissions people ;)
hany- "SECRETARY GET THEM OUT NOW!! ALSO WHY HAVEN'T YOU FILLED MY AFTERNOON SCHEDULE!!"
by Pseudophed-head April 30, 2023