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Second Wife 

Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.
After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.
Second Wife by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019
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Second wife energy 

You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following: A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits, overconfidence and a readiness to swoop in when things are rocky
Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR SWE—second wife energy
Second wife energy by QuailRN July 13, 2022

second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Second Wifer 

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all
"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."
Second Wifer by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

Wifes Second Boyfriend 

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets
I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

Secondlife 

A terrible online video game, where old men/women or very young men/women go to do things such as have sex or become stupid things, such as "Vampires" in the game.
40 year old virgin male: yo man im a vampire in secondlife!!1
11 year old virgin female: kool dude lets have sex
40 year old virgin male: ok!
Secondlife by C_blingy November 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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