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septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.
septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.
septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011
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Septiembre sin fap 

Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.
Septiembre sin fap by MrTuberia September 1, 2021
A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.
"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."
sephism by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009

Septiumism 

Septiumism is the philosophical idea of the power of fate, meaning, and destiny that every decision, action, event, or occurrence whether negative or positive has a profound and deeper meaning which further leads our life to our greater destiny or purpose within our lives. Every human being has a greater destiny and purpose both determined and controlled by fate and the path fate takes our lives on.
“They believe that fate controls they’re lives because they believe in Septiumism”.

“I believe that fate controls my life because I am a Septiumist”.
Septiumism by Septiumism October 19, 2022

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.
Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"
septisemic by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

Septis Face

A guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.

A guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn't date him cause his face is so nasty.
Jill: How was your blind date?

Jane: Eh...he paid for everything but he was a total Septis Face.
Septis Face by Sam45 March 17, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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