Septism 

A group of 7 retards in 1 area

A septism picture

Septism by Yesterrrrr April 12, 2025

septimus heap 

a book series of wizards involving: monsters, evil villians and funny problems and situations that end up having a fight with... well, anything. Because you never know what can happen.

septimus heap saved the world AGAIN.

septimus heap by fredjoeguyman December 10, 2011

Septiembre sin fap 

The spanish analogy for No nut november

Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.

Septiembre sin fap by MrTuberia September 1, 2021

sephism 

A religion devoted entirely to the goddess of destruction/chaos/life, Seph. Pretty much the best thing you could ever join without being a full blown satanist. If you are scared or intimidated by this religion, clearly you do not belong. The believers resemble those of cults all over the world, and make daily sacrifices to thier patron goddess. Not for the faint of heart, only the awesome need join.

"In the practice of Sephism, we sacrifice stupid people."

sephism by Jumping Ship June 23, 2009

Septiumism 

Septiumism is the philosophical idea of the power of fate, meaning, and destiny that every decision, action, event, or occurrence whether negative or positive has a profound and deeper meaning which further leads our life to our greater destiny or purpose within our lives. Every human being has a greater destiny and purpose both determined and controlled by fate and the path fate takes our lives on.

“They believe that fate controls they’re lives because they believe in Septiumism”.

“I believe that fate controls my life because I am a Septiumist”.

Septiumism by Septiumism October 19, 2022

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

septisemic by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

Septis Face

A guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.

A guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn't date him cause his face is so nasty.

Jill: How was your blind date?

Jane: Eh...he paid for everything but he was a total Septis Face.

Septis Face by Sam45 March 17, 2009