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seanybear 

A short, skinny, small man, or a dwarf, with a really large penis (at least 8 inches long). A seanybear is living proof that "big things do come in small packages".
I was once in a Wizard of Oz play, and when I saw one of the munchkin's penis while changing, I knew instantly he was a seanybear.
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sansbeard 

Without beard. Beardless. In a clean-shaven state.
Wow, Johnny Depp is rocking the sansbeard!
sansbeard by jfedici February 23, 2015
A sweet ass animal. A bear with gills
Real men ride seabears to work
Seabear by Miss. Davis August 4, 2006
A Seabear is a sexy ass animal that lives in the sea. They are a god like creature which is very hairy and is the sex appeal of any group he hangs around in. A Seabears growl has been known to make women orgasm through the sheer power of his Thu'um. They originate from the urban areas of Glasgow, Scotland.

Seabears once overpopulated the whole of Scotland, until the tragic accident of 08, in which a rogue Seabear tracked down and killed every last Seabear bar one.

Every five years a Seabear must feast on a aborted fetus of a Seabear, which now proves difficult for the last Seabear. So he owns a fetus room full of aborted Seabear fetus's.

The last Seabear currently lives in Scotland, roaming the areas slowly tracking down the Chavs of the land and eating them.
I AM SEABEAR!
Seabear by IAMSEABEAR October 22, 2012
Swanbear : Half swan, half bear.
Has the head of a swan, with the body of a bear. It swan wings and webbed feet. Heavy, but gentle. The swanbear ROOAquacks, this is a drowning roar sound. Swanbears cannot fly, but they are very competent swimmers.
*That is a swanbear. Run for ze hills! *ROOAquack*
swanbear by Kiiz May 2, 2006

Seanyneas 

1. Often referencing a gay person that has a tiny penis and does homosexual things to straight men.

2. Someone who is try hard at every game most likely putting 24 hours of the whole day staying home playing video games, making burritos ,and jerking off to gay porn.
He keeps acting like a seanyneas
Seanyneas by Shamaloom loom April 19, 2019

Seabear Circle 

A group of gay men forming a circle while performing anal sex and a person in the middle of this circle has ultimate no homo powers for life if they can manage to find a way into the middle of the seabear circle
“You kissed a guy that’s homosexual”
“No I’ve been inside a seabear circle that’s not possible
Seabear Circle by Great guys December 14, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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