scwelqing

The act of shoving a hairless guinea pig up your anal cavity and feeding it coke and mentos to the point where it inflates and becomes a butt plug.

“Man, scwelqing has really widened my butt hole.”

by Big Moore April 3, 2024

schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012

beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

by McFred March 12, 2011

Swellington

an erection

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

by rhenvar June 19, 2010

Screlting

A term used to describe the upper most part of the female "belt" voice. A chesty mix of sorts, generally accompanied by copious amounts of ping. Screlting in the female voice begins around an F5 and extends upward.

Etymology: Scream + Belting = screlting

Variations: Screlter (one who screlts)

"Christina Aguilera can out-screlt Celine Dion any day!"

"That sure was some face melting screlting!"

by myneckmyback March 20, 2010

Scwexting

Being sick whilst crying whilst wanking whilst texting.

Chris cannot stop scwexting over Kate. It's getting messy.

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Swelting

Sweating and melting at the same time, usually done under high temperature circumstances.

It's so hot outside, I'm swelting.

Everyone is swelting in the heat.

by Dr. Neg July 1, 2010