Definitions by McFred

beef swellington 

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

beef swellington by McFred March 12, 2011

Hairy Bank 

Old school term for vagina.Before waxing became popular.Could be used for the one night'er.

Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.

Hairy Bank by McFred January 26, 2011