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Swellington

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.
by rhenvar June 19, 2010
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beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.
Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.
by McFred March 12, 2011
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Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption
I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.
by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019
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Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
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wellington curse

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .
"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
by Cube.shit October 4, 2017
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douche wellington

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.
Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.
by buhtsecks November 24, 2013
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jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!
by Tephers July 27, 2004
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