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Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
scum-fu by scum-fu January 2, 2023
Words you can keep

scum fuck 

A homeless, usually transient, sometimes stationary gutterpunk. Scumfucks differ from other street punks in that they are characterized by being drunken raucous assholes. Scum fuck is sometimes used as a derogatory term, but most scum fucks are proud to be scum fucks.
I went to get some cheeba in Golden Gate park and those scum fucks ripped me off again.
scum fuck by kuroishi December 27, 2006

Scum Fuck Flower Boy 

Stands for "Scum Fuck Flower Boy" attributed to the album by Tyler, The Creator, Flower Boy. It is when you are at an all time low but madly in love. Can be abbreviated to SSFB
Elliot isn't doing to well. He really is a scum fuck flower boy.

scum fuck 

an acronim for a gutter punk. an extremly filty and all around hardcore punk. usually homeless. oi oi oi. derived from gg allins band the scum fucks.
if your reading this your not a scum fuck. they dont have computers.
scum fuck by chopsmcgee December 11, 2004

Scum fucker 

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!
God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!
Scum fucker by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Scum Fuck 

a crew of gangsters residing in Alice Springs also known as Metal crew
Those guys are mad, must be Scum Fuck

Scum fuck Nicholas Wolf 

A person (male or female) that takes the last of everything you hold dear to you (materialistically and emotionally) after already loosing everything you owned and built and loved in a house fire, leaving you and your children homeless, in a camper on the coldest day of the year (new years eve) with no propane, taking the last of your money, go fund me, vehicle, and phones and leaving state.
Example: "Did you hear about that guy? He likes to kick people when their at their lowest and leave them with nothing, he's a real scum fuck Nicholas Wolf.

That dude's a scum fuck Nicholas Wolf, he leaches off people and takes until there is nothing left to take and then leaves. What a pencil dick!
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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