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Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
scum-fu by scum-fu January 2, 2023
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scum fuck 

A homeless, usually transient, sometimes stationary gutterpunk. Scumfucks differ from other street punks in that they are characterized by being drunken raucous assholes. Scum fuck is sometimes used as a derogatory term, but most scum fucks are proud to be scum fucks.
I went to get some cheeba in Golden Gate park and those scum fucks ripped me off again.
scum fuck by kuroishi December 27, 2006

Scum Fuck Flower Boy 

Stands for "Scum Fuck Flower Boy" attributed to the album by Tyler, The Creator, Flower Boy. It is when you are at an all time low but madly in love. Can be abbreviated to SSFB
Elliot isn't doing to well. He really is a scum fuck flower boy.

scum fuck 

an acronim for a gutter punk. an extremly filty and all around hardcore punk. usually homeless. oi oi oi. derived from gg allins band the scum fucks.
if your reading this your not a scum fuck. they dont have computers.
scum fuck by chopsmcgee December 11, 2004

Scum fucker 

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!
God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!
Scum fucker by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Scum Fuck 

a crew of gangsters residing in Alice Springs also known as Metal crew
Those guys are mad, must be Scum Fuck

Scum fuck Nicholas Wolf 

A person (male or female) that takes the last of everything you hold dear to you (materialistically and emotionally) after already loosing everything you owned and built and loved in a house fire, leaving you and your children homeless, in a camper on the coldest day of the year (new years eve) with no propane, taking the last of your money, go fund me, vehicle, and phones and leaving state.
Example: "Did you hear about that guy? He likes to kick people when their at their lowest and leave them with nothing, he's a real scum fuck Nicholas Wolf.

That dude's a scum fuck Nicholas Wolf, he leaches off people and takes until there is nothing left to take and then leaves. What a pencil dick!