turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

glass sculpture

a bong or a piece. mainly used for cannabis consumption.

"my, what a fine glass sculpture you've got there!"

by maaaarshuuuuh October 28, 2008

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Grunt Sculpture

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

by Turdd September 5, 2007

Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.

"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"

by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

butter sculpture

A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives

"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."

"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".

"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."

by Danforthist March 1, 2019

shadow sculptures

Art works that are engraved on walls as sculpture.

Shadow sculptures are 'paintings' done as an installation work on a wall that -- using shadow effect -- can render a whole new image if the artwork is seen from a different angle.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007