scuffin

The lovechild between a fluffy muffin and a scone.

"This scuffin is so good, can I have this every morning?"

by PimpstressMI October 03, 2014

torture artist

A sadist that makes torturing others into a creative artform or sometimes just a really offensive piece of work.

Person A: "My english professor is such a torture artist. She assigned 3, 10-page essays all due before the end of term."
Person B: "But wait isn't the end of term next week?"
Person: "Exactly."

by PimpstressMI October 02, 2014