scubba diving
scubba diving by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007
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Scuba Diving
The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
Scuba Diving by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008
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Scuba Diving
When her roommate is in the room so out of respect and courtesy you ask for the good old HJ instead of trying to silently bang. Just as you are about to bust she scuba dives under the covers to catch the load and avoid a tedious clean up. Only the best of girls will scuba dive in the deep sea.
Last night derz's roommate cockblocked us so hard so she was kind enough to go scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean... it was wet and wild... so kind.
Scuba Diving by keyshawnnnnnnnnnnn January 24, 2017
Scuba Diving
A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Scuba Diving makes you faster.
Scuba Diving by layout420 December 13, 2006
Scuba Diving
Similar to a "snorkel" in which a tall man (a spaniard, for example) leads a much shorter man (e.g. a slavik dwarf) into the sea. When the water becomes too deep for the dwarf to breathe without swimming, the taller man forces the dwarf's head under water and shoves his cock in the dwarf's mouth, mimicking a snorkel. However, scuba diving requires an even taller man (a Pollock, for example) and a much shorter man (a Japanese man), and the two explore the deep crevasses of the ocean floor.
Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Especially effective if the Japanese man is only half Asian, as he will be less vindictive in the case of resurfacing.
Scuba Diving by chr3000 March 16, 2010
Scuba Diving
Scuba Diving by TheCubanBeast May 20, 2010
scuba diving fuck
-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.
Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!
scuba diving fuck by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010
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